kynslie's thoughts on love...

"I'm not in love, I'm in love puberty...I need to mature into love."

UUURRRGGG!

"THIS IS WHAT RAGE SOUNDS LIKE!"

a blonde is trying to figure out an a puzzle, she calls her boyfriend for help....

"That's a trick question. Blond's don't have boyfriends, just the guys she's sleeping with."

how to get her attention....

They drew me in with fun words like...PENIS and POWER.

humility...

I want to everyone to know that i look awesome right now. And there's a pic. on facebook if you want to see.

From Twitter

"there's something about your ex struggling to find a good girl that just makes you smile, ya know?"


"so i'm tweeting. but here's the catch, i'm nude."



when are you not nude, kynslie?

The 'Manti' Side

"Eye em at mai frenz howse. sari i den assir ewe deefour."


oh sanpete...

On Relationships

"I didn't even know i was dating him untill he broke up with me."

"Just for the record I'm too classy to get married in Vegas on a whim. I would do it the right way, in the court house wearing a denim skirt."

Kynslie on etiquette.

"Maybe if you killed a guy and his family was there, then fine, you don't have to go."

The most important rule of social hierarchy.

"The crappier the car, the cooler you are."

Lurve advice.

"I assure you, you are not a part of his league, he is like manure and you are a rose bush, his bull crap made you grow."

Today's anatomy lesson.

"Her neck and chin have joined forces to make something unknown...a nin."

The circle of life...

"Just because I killed your grandma doesn't mean that you can kill my grandma and think it's okay."

kynslie's thoughts on annoying ball faces...

"Yeah? Well we all want you to shut up! But your still UGLY!"

Kynslie shares her wisdom on friendship.

"I don't hate her, I just don't trust her. You don't have to trust your friends. That's dumb."

Welcome!

Welcome to the new blog for those who are amused by the sayings and anecdotes of Kynslie! Stay tuned for many wonderful sayings and inspirational quotes from the one and only. Let's start out with Kynslie's thoughts on lack of chins.

"She doesn't have a chin. Which is fine, she doesn't need a chin. It's just that I don't trust people without chins."

That's what shim said.