From Twitter

"there's something about your ex struggling to find a good girl that just makes you smile, ya know?"


"so i'm tweeting. but here's the catch, i'm nude."



when are you not nude, kynslie?

The 'Manti' Side

"Eye em at mai frenz howse. sari i den assir ewe deefour."


oh sanpete...

On Relationships

"I didn't even know i was dating him untill he broke up with me."

"Just for the record I'm too classy to get married in Vegas on a whim. I would do it the right way, in the court house wearing a denim skirt."

Kynslie on etiquette.

"Maybe if you killed a guy and his family was there, then fine, you don't have to go."

The most important rule of social hierarchy.

"The crappier the car, the cooler you are."

Lurve advice.

"I assure you, you are not a part of his league, he is like manure and you are a rose bush, his bull crap made you grow."

Today's anatomy lesson.

"Her neck and chin have joined forces to make something unknown...a nin."

The circle of life...

"Just because I killed your grandma doesn't mean that you can kill my grandma and think it's okay."

kynslie's thoughts on annoying ball faces...

"Yeah? Well we all want you to shut up! But your still UGLY!"